[The feed flashes on to the closeup of a squirrel, with a ribbon tied around its neck. It seems to have turned the berry on, all by itself! What a smart squirrel. Oh, and look, there's another! And another, and another, and ( Read more... )

[The video flashes on, and Doreen's missing her trademark uniform. She's dressed down in jeans and a too-big shirt that obviously isn't hers, and yes, the tail looks hilarious in jeans. And she's absolutely filthy. She holds up a container of bleach in one hand, a sponge in the other, and several rags are thrown over her shoulder.]So, Spring ( Read more... )

[The feeds been turned on by mistake- so you get an upper shot of Doreen, sitting outside, looking gloomier than she's been in a while. She lets out a long sigh. She's talking to herself.]

Really? Not even a single eensy little squirrel?

Hello! I think I've been kidnapped! [Two things are wrong with this picture. One: She is way too cheerful about this, all sparkling white teeth and blissful eyes. Two: She is either way too into that whole furry thing, or that is a large fluffy tail sprouting from her back.]But, see, I'm a little confused as to why the conditions are so good if I'm ( Read more... )